You think you had a tough year!
President Obama's first year:
- Promise to close Gitmo in a year, but don’t
- People accuse you of not being born in the USA
- You give Gordon Brown a box of DVDs in NTSC format
- Pass $787 billion stimulus bill and promise unemployment below 10%
- Authorize the use of deadly force against Somali Pirates
- Air Force One buzzes Manhattan
- Administration creates hysteria over Swine Flu
- Arizona State won’t give you an Honorary degree at Commencement speech
- Administration takes over ownership of General Motors
- Cash for Clunkers benefits Toyota most of all
- You have a beer with Sgt. Crowley after calling him “stupidly”
- Joe Wilson shouts “You Lie”
- The “Tea Bag” movement begins and involves 2 million people
- You promise Olympics in Chicago and fail
- You threaten Fox News and back down
- You win the Nobel Peace Prize and no one (including you) thinks you deserve it
- Wall Street wins and Main Street loses
- You lose Virginia and New Jersey governor’s mansions
- You decide to try Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in NYC and then change your mind
- You don’t succeed in passing Healthcare
- You fall below 50% approval
- You lose Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat
- You propose a $3.8b budget with $1.3b in new debt.
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